Science Showoff Cardiff 2 – July 2nd. SIGNUP NOW TO PERFORM

Hello Wales!

We’re coming back to you! After our crashing, smashing debut at the inaugural Cardiff Science Festival last year we’re back.

It’s thanks to the amazing Society for Applied Microbiology that we’re coming back to see you. They’re going to be in town at the same time, and will supply three icky microbe-y acts for the gig. Now we need six brilliant local communicators of science to join us on stage for an anarchic cabaret evening that looks at science and technology and engineering (and begrudgingly maths). You get 9 minutes to do ANYTHING about ANY KIND OF SCIENCE.

This gig will be at the Moon Club, which is here: http://www.themoonclub.net/ Doors will be at 7pm and we’ll need you until about 10pm. The gig will be free entry and will raise money for a local charity, so no-one gets paid.

Want to know what kinds of thing you might do? Well, have a look here.

Here’s the link to sign up. Just tick one of the slots (A-F or a Reserve slot) and leave us a comment to tell us what you’re going to do.

http://www.doodle.com/z5ereh7ni73k93k3

June 4th SCIENCE SHOWOFF 2.9 – Last at the Wilmington Arms

“It’s the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.” – R.E.M.

This is going to be the last Science Showoff at the Wilmington Arms. It’s a sad time, but it’s also a very very exciting time. We’re going to a new venue (details to be announced soon), we’ve got a summer of touring gigs lined up and two dates in the diary for the Bloomsbury Theatre in the next year.

So don’t be unhappy, revel in this specially-curated* lineup featuring many of the people who have made Showoff the era-defining, world-changing, career-making event it is. We’ve gone right back to our first gig for some of these acts who have rocked our world and yours at the Wilmington over the last two years.

Steve Cross (Science Showoff periodic Table element 1) will compere with some of his greatest hits written for the Wilmington Arms stage. There will be one mention of Michael Faraday. Joining him will be:

Chiara Ambrosio (element 2), historian and philosopher of art and science.

Suze Kundu (element 15), chemist, boozer and sparkler of many delights.

Oli Broadbent (element 18), engineer, breaker of things, flirter with disaster.

Tom Whyntie (element 24), physicist, Feynman-lover and funnyman thinker.

Simon Watt (element 43), animal-lover (not like that), environmentalist and joke-maker.

Helen Clarkson (element 47), forensic anthropologist and beloved sound engineer.

Helen Arney (element 48), singer, songwriter, sun-satirist.

Sophie Scott (element 53), neuroscientist, dazzling shoe-owner, laughter analyst.

Dan Schreiber (element 74), bespectacled funnyperson, broadcaster, raconteur.

Elise Bramich (element 80), counter of things that are hard to count, maths brain, international supermodel.

This gig will be at the Wilmington Arms, 69, Rosebery Ave, London, EC1R 4RL. Doors are at 7pm. The gig will be free to get in, but we will be collecting on the door for the first charity we ever collected for at the Wilmington Arms, the Holborn Community Association. We suggest a donation of £5 each.

* = ‘curated’ misused to wind up Museums Showoff 

May 15th – Science Showoff with the British Science Association

Hooray and Huzzah for the British Science Association, that organisation supporting science communication across the UK without feeling the need to put ‘Royal’ in front of its name*. And** hooray for their Science Communication Conference, where a bunch of the UK’s professionals get together to work out how they can share science even better.

But*** most of all hooray for us. Because**** we’re organising a special gig to celebrate the conference, with some amazing communicators of science who don’t usually get down to the filthy, crime-ridden metropolis*****, and some classic home bankers.

The gig is on Wednesday May 15th at the Star of Kings on York Way in London, two doors up from the Science Communication Conference venue (Kings Place). Doors will be at 7pm, with the gig running until 10pm (with an intermission).

You can find out more about how Science Showoff works here

Note for regular Showoff fans - this is the only London Science Showoff in May. Do come along and see some fantastic talent from outside the capital perform. We promise it’ll be good and the Star of Kings does some fantastic ales.

We’ll announce performers one-by-one as they email in details of their sets. So to start you off:

Compere Steve Cross - will tell jokes, keep acts to time, lead the cheering and get science wrong for comic purposes. If you want to know what to expect, why not come and see him as part of an amazing Bright Club lineup on May 9th at the Bloomsbury Theatre.

Ian Simmons be talking about his relationships with dead animals.

Suze Kundu - Shaken or Stirred; the science behind the great Martini debate. Will require volunteers – kindly line stomachs before embarking on this rollercoaster ride through some of the science behind beverages containing everyone’s favourite molecule, CH3CH2OH.

Ian Wilson – What happens when Evolution has a bad day? I’ll be taking a look at some of Nature’s more unfortunate-looking creations and asking what Evolution was thinking… if anything. Expect birds, mammals and a deep-sea fish that looks like John Prescott.

Liz Granger - Isn’t beer just the bees knees? Hangovers though, not so much. Liz Granger is going to explore the biology behind hangovers and investigate whether there’s a way we can avoid them using *science*.

Rick Hall - You can not be serious, man! YOU CAN NOT BE SERIOUS!!! With the pace of innovation going wild, how can we distinguish science fact from science fiction? Rick Hall will help, with red and green cards you can wave in the air.

Holly Rogers - I will be talking about the science behind that well known evolutionary textbook, the film “Megashark vs Giant Octopus”. This is all you need to know.

Kate Cross researches psychological differences between men and women. This has, of course, never before been the subject of stand-up comedy. So don’t miss her set on sex, skydiving, meta-analysis, and what happens when it all goes off for peer review.

Hayley Frend - Showing how science can help you kick ass! A whistle-stop tour of the science of martial arts- accompanied by lots of kicking, punching and breaking.

Lewis Dean - Can you tell a googly from a doosra? As an Ashes summer dawns, I shall examine the science behind cricket and I’ll even show you a silly mid-off.

1 more act to follow…

ENTRY TO THE GIG IS FREE BUT WE WILL BE COLLECTING ON THE DOOR FOR THE SHELTER FROM THE STORM CHARITY (http://www.sfts.org.uk/). We suggest a donation of £5.

* – because nothing says “rigorous and evidence-based learning” like “God put a special family in charge”.
** – yes, I started a sentence with ‘And’. All complaints to the usual address.
*** – and ‘but’. I’m really just trying to discourage pedantic readers.
**** – I have never done sentence structure-based trolling before. It’s great.
***** – Why is the city in Superman called Metropolis? That’s stupid. It might as well be called City.

Science Showoff Bristol 3: May 23rd, Grain Barge

Hello Bristol! City of water and weirdly painted houses, of frightening areas with “St.” in their name and of two football teams, neither of them any good.

We’re coming back, and ten of your most amazingly talented communicators of science will be taking to the stage to share the latest weird and wonderful stuff that has started to float their boats (because of the rivers and the port and DO YOU GET IT, BRISTOL?).

Join us on the Grain Barge (that’s here http://www.grainbarge.co.uk/) at 7pm (doors time) for the following incredible acts:

Steve Cross our regular compere will be keeping things to time, making puns about elements and trolling those weird science-y folk who have never heard of jokes.

Mark Lewney straps on his physics-pimped Ibanez guitar to present his six-minute version of science TV flagship Horizons. Things can only get meta.

Becky Holmes - A brand new set combining my two passions in life – Science and FIREMEN! Sure to be smoking hot, I’ll explore the science of fireman’s helmets, do they actually need that uniform and maybe set fire to something in the hope one turns up.

Neil Jerome – The problem with (scientific) faith – are you are true scientist, or a true believer? a few one-liners about statistical uncertainty quickly descends into a rant about the use of cycle helmets, and the infamous ‘jesus toastie’.

Emily Coyte and Audrey Nailor - We’ll be talking about the science of memetics and how it’s so much more than a penguin who can’t talk to girls or a grumpy cat.

Ceri Wyn-Thomas - Ecdysis: One woman’s intimate relationship with stripping off’. I’m going to be explaining my fascination with how arthropods grow using a heady mixture of comedy and science. Huzzah!

Karl Byrne - I will be talking about the world’s longest running scientific experiments. It’s going to be a nail biting thrillfest from start to finish.

Matthew Tosh - Burning money, nose bot fly paranoia, helicopters and injuries. Real science or just a load of tosh?

Ross Exton - MegaAnimal: Humans are rubbish animals. Awful in fact. So, if you replaced our worst bits with the best bits of other creatures, what would it look like?

Joe Wright - The Cell, the basic unit of life has been described as the first great idea in Biology. I shall be demonstrating the key observations that developed cell theory using a microscope from Argos.

Bonnie Buckley - Can you make an alligator smile? I’ll be talking about the state reptile of Louisiana including some fun facts and personal experiences.

Entry to the gig is free, but we will be collecting on the door for our charity of the month, which is Bristol Rape Crisis (http://www.bristolrapecrisis.org.uk/). We suggest a donation of £5, but you can always give more.

See you there!

Science Showoff BRISTOL 3 – May 23rd, Grain Barge

Hi there to the South-West of England. You guys are looking great. Have you been working out? . And you’ve finally sorted out that whole slavery thing you had going on? Nice work.

We’re coming over to run another gig, featuring the cream of the region’s science communication talent. The trouble is that we don’t know who they are, which is why we need you YES YOU to sign up to perform a 9-minute set about science for us. We’re looking for scientists, science communicators, science broadcasters, science teachers, historians and philosophers of science, students, science popularisers and anyone else with something to show off about science.

The gig will be on the Grain Barge (which is here: http://www.grainbarge.co.uk) on the evening of May 23rd.

Doors for the gig are at 7.00pm, and it starts with an introduction from compere Steve Cross. The night then runs in two halves, each an hour long. Signed-up performers will take to the stage to show off their science in any way they want. They might:

Show a film they just made
Try out a new demo
Practice a new science comedy set
Tell us about their new discovery
Perform an 9-minute play about science
Play their new song about protons
Tell us what they’ve been up to
Predict the future
Give us a taster of their science-themed Edinburgh show
Read us their latest science poem
Try out a bit of a new science lesson on us
Play us a short radio documentary
Experiment on the crowd
Read us a blogpost
Perform an interpretive dance about science

Or anything else…

Every set lasts 9 minutes or less. There’s a 20 minute intermission and we finish by 10pm, to give us an hour of picking each other’s brains over beer and to form new plans and partnerships before closing time.

You can sign up to perform here:

http://www.doodle.com/id653tveuz33ueie

See you in May!

Science Showoff at the Science Communication Conference – May 15th

Who is looking forward to May? The month of bank holidays, last-minute holiday bookings and EXAMS EXAMS EXAMS.

To add to the excitement we’ve got together with the British Science Association to put on a gig the night before their massive international Science Communication Conference in London. We’re currently looking for seven performers who are attending the conference to perform 9-minute sets, communicating any kind of science in any way at all. You could:

Show a film you just made
Try out a new demo
Practice a new science comedy set
Tell us about your new discovery
Perform an 9-minute play about science
Play your new song about protons
Tell us what you’ve been up to
Predict the future
Give us a taster of your science-themed Edinburgh show
Read us your latest science poem
Try out a bit of a new science lesson on us
Play us a short radio documentary
Experiment on the crowd
Read us a blogpost
Perform an interpretive dance about science

Or anything else…

The gig is at the Star of Kings on York Way in London, two doors up from the conference venue (Kings Place). Doors will be at 7pm, with the gig running until 10pm (with an intermission).

You can find out more about how Science Showoff works here

And sign up to perform here

Note for regular Showoff fans - this is the only London Science Showoff in May. Do come along and see some fantastic talent from outside the capital perform.